Goodaye Everyone:
First of all, I have to say that I didn’t hold out much hope for this group of would be dancers. Boy, was I wrong. With the exception of 2 or 3, these guys and gals are really putting it out there!!! What a pleasant surprise.
Because Samantha Harris just had a baby (girl named Josselyn), our good buddy Drew Lachey (winner of Season 2…was it that long ago? I can still see his cowboy number in my head where he leaps over Cheryl Burke’s head!) is taking over the cohosting and doing and doing an admirable job I might add!!!
Same judges – Len, Bruno and Carrie Ann – New England’s own Tom Bergeron is handling the hosting once again.
The pros took the floor and danced beautifully! Great job by all.
OK, first night we had the gals. They either dance the ChaCha or the Foxtrot.
First up was Jennie Garth from “90210″ fame. She’s married to Peter Facinelli who sounds exactly like Tom Cruise…
Jennie’s partner will be Derek Hough (Julianne’s bro). He’s young but I gotta tell ya, those eyebrows are frightening!
They chose the Cha Cha (Uptown Girl) and did an admirable job. She was nervous and I don’t blame her…first one up! They received: 7-7-7 for a total of 21
Next came: Josie Moran, a beautiful young model who can’t dance a lick! Her partner is Alex Mazo and he must be a little ‘upset’ cause he knows he’s not going to be around for long this season!
They chose the Foxtrot and danced to Walkin my Baby Back Home
God love her. She tried but she’s like a stick figure..no rhythm!
Judges gave her: 6-5-5 for a total of 16
Then came: Sabrina Bryan, one of the Cheetah girls from TV. Her partner is first timer Mark Ballas….and all I can say about this duo is:
WOW!!! It’s a good thing we don’t have Mary Murphy on this show. She woulda been takin’ them outta that train station and on a long ride! They were terrific. They danced a ChaCha…song was Dontcha Wish Your Girl Was Hot Like Me and boy was she ‘hot’!!! He’s not bad either. I think this is the couple to watch this year…
Judges gave them: 9-8-0 for a total of: 26
Up next was: Marie Osmond who needs no explanation on her background. She’s still lovely at 47 and has a great personality and really wants to do well. Her partner is Jonathan Roberts, on the ‘class guys’ who we’ve seen dance with ‘mature’ ladies before.
They danced a Foxtrot to I Hear A Symphony. Boy can Marie work a crowd!!! Love her. She’s a little unsure of some of the steps but she’ll be OK for a while anyway. Like she said, “25 million people watching; 22 million Osmonds..I can’t lose!” Funny lady.
Judges gave them: 7-7-7 for a total of: 21
Up next was: Mel B (the Spice girl) OK…I’m gonna be honest here. She’s had dancing experience in the past because of her Spice girl days but I’m still not feelin’ it. I’m not a big Mel B fan either. (Eddie Murphy, need I say more!) She is paired with Maksim who ‘thinks’ he’s God’s gift!!! They are well suited for each other. Both very strong personalities.
They danced the ChaCha to People of Pride(?) It was OK. I didn’t feel it. However the Judges did. They gave them: 8-8-8 for a total of: 24
Last, but far from least: Came Jane Seymour who at 56, looks stunning. What a classy lady she is. She has (how great for her) Tony Dovolani for her partner. Now he’s a class act too! He certainly knows how to work with the older ladies and, even though Jane has a bad back, she did very well as she glided across the floor. Lovely!!!
Judges gave them: 8-8-8 for a total of: 24
There you have the ladies.
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Now on to the gents. 9/25/07
The Judges said they were very pleased with the girls’ performance the night before and were hoping the guys would be equal to the task!
First up we had: Cameron Matheson (of All My Children) – what a hunka hunka burnin’ love he is! His partner this season is Edyta
They danced the Foxtrot to Moondance. He was a little shaky in parts but did an acceptable job. The Judges thought he carried his arms beautifully and really looked the part! They gave him: 7-7-7 for a total of: 21
Next we had: Floyd Mayweather (boxer) who is partnered with Karina (Mario’s BFF). He has a lot of rhythm in him that Karina has to channel. They danced the ChaCha to I Like The Way – Good Job for Floyd
Judges liked it too: 6-6-6 for a total of 18 (which I thought was a bit low)
Next was: Helio Castroneves (2 time Indy winner) who is paired with Julianne Hough (last year’s winner with Apolo). Boy, not only can he move but she is one heckuva teacher. She reminds me a little of Cheryl Burke in that she has the greatest choreography for her numbers.
Judges loved it: 8-9-8 for a total of: 25
Up next was: Al Reed (male model extradinaire!) who is partnered with Anna who we haven’t seen for the last 2 years. Let me tellya, this guy is HOTTTTT! He had Carrie Ann babbling to herself. He promised if he won, he’d take his shirt off. That’s good enough for me!!!!
They danced (I almost for this part….cause he is soooo hot!) a ChaCha to A Little Less Conversation (ohhhh, Elvis too!) I’m babbling here so let’s see what the Judges gave them: 7-7-7 for a total of 21 (toooo low!)
Then we had: Marc Cuban (owner/Billionaire of the Dallas Mavericks) who is partnered with Kim Johnson. I was ready NOT to like Marc but I think I may have changed my mind. He had hip surgery 7 weeks ago! and was still willing to put it out there. I’m sure he didn’t have to but he said his daughter, Alexis, would ask him when he got home at night what he danced to and that kept him going. Unfortunately, he’ll need a little more than that to stay in this for long.
They danced at Foxtrot to King of The Road. It was OK. Wasn’t the best of the night by a long shot. He may last a few weeks. The Judges gave them: 7-7-7 for a Total of: 21 (a little high in my estimation)
Last, but not least, we have Wayne Newton (no one has to tell you who Wayne…Mr. Las Vegas, is). The guy is 65 (I can relate!) but Wayne, it looks like you hired Joan River’s plastic surgeon to fix the face to make you look younger…shoulda let it go. He had so much botox on the forehead that there was little or no expression!!!) Anyway, Wayne has been partnered with Miss 2 Time Winner herself: Cheryl Burke (who goes with Joey Lawrence’s bro). Couldn’t have asked for a better partner to help him along. She’s very patient and knows just how far to take him in these dances. They danced the ChaCha (with Cheryl in a hot pink #) to You’re My Everything. Didn’t happen for me Wayne. However, the Judges love you probably as much as the public so I’m sure you’ll be staying around for a while (do I hear ratings going up!!??). They gave you: 6-7-6 for a total of: 19
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So there you have the first week of competition. Tonight will be one hour dragged out to what should be 15 minutes!!!! We’ll have Dolly Parton, Savion Glover and Kenny Mayne(????) to help us along. Who will get the boot tonight? Puhleezzzz….Bye Bye Josie. Back to the modeling gig!
Talk to you tomorrow.
Joanie