Morning Everyone:
We certainly had no surprise last night when we found who was going to cha cha out of the building but, before we get to that, we have 13 couples who are standing on platforms on the stage, wondering which one of them will be going home! This was not easy, by the way. Because it was a two hour show, some of these couples had to stand for the better part of it (4 anyway!!!).
The first couple lucky enough to move thru and step off the stage are:
1. Lance and Lacey who will dance a Quickstep. They did very well last night with the Cha Cha so let’s see how they can perform and make us ‘oohh and aahh’ like we did last night. OK…good moves, nice and fast. I like it. I wanted it to last a bit longer. (loved how Lacey taught Lance some of the steps like he was a 5 year old…smart cause he was able to pick up on them a lot faster).
Len: You moved well. Watch your posture and hold because they were not good.
Bruno: You 2 are good. You know how to sell it.
Carrie Ann: You entertained us but you didn’t really do the Quickstep.
Judges: 7-6-8 = 21
Next couple to step off the platform are:
2. Maks (hottie) and Misty Mae – They will be dancing a Mambo. I just LOVE to watch Maks try and teach these steps. He gets sooo frustrated BUT they listen and learn. Misty Mae is no exception. Besides having a ‘hot’ outfit on, she certainly did those moves and shook her hips. It was sexy…natch cause Maks is back!
Carrie Ann: I love the way you attack these dances. Much better than last night. Legs were good.
Len: The World Of Sports always gives us entertaining people. Better than last night; just watch your arms although they were better.
Bruno: Attack like a task force! You do have a shoulder problem though. But it wasn’t bad.
Judges: 7-7-7 = 21
OK, who’s next to step off that platform…..
3. Mo and Cheryl who will dance a Mambo. Cheryl’s got her work cut out for her with Mo. He’s all over the place during rehearsal. But, with her great teaching (even though she’s NOT one of my favorite ‘pros’) he did a very good routine. Not terrific but I see them going on to next week.
Bruno: Dynamic, exuberant, a little like a party animal
Carrie Ann: Transitions are smooth. Music pumps thru your body.
Len: Learning 2 dances is hard. Why the ‘Free Willy’ stuff? Do a traditional Mambo please.
Judges: 7-7-7 = 21
Commercial for David Blaine: This guy is soft as a grape (just my opinion…)
Three Down and Nine to go….who’s next?
4. Derek (hottie) and Brooke (hottie for the guys!) who will be dancing a Quickstep. Now I gotta tell ya…Derek was a riot teaching Brooke this dance. He kept saying, “Your boobies can NOT touch my chest.” Of course, it must have killed him to say that! WOW! They came right out of the gate at full speed. Great outfits, they look so professional. (ABC is sooo lucky to have Julianne and Derek on the show. They are tops!)
Len: Last night I said you were the best couple so far…Guess what, I’m saying it again tonight.
Bruno: Same thing…pure Hollywood routine.
Carrie Ann: Grace, strength, beauty, class…..
Judges: 9-8-9 = 26 (great score!!!)
The next couple to move forward are:
CLORIS and Corky Ballas who will ‘dance’ a Mambo OMG, was she funny. Corky was getting a bit frustrated and then said that he would treat her like she was his mom and it worked. Of course the dance left a LOT to be desired but she’s so entertaining…you CAN’T let her go home just yet. I’ll say this, for 82, she certainly gets up and down from the floor very well!
Carrie Ann: You are the Golden Girl all shimmy (she was wearing a gold outfit), and grabbie! You definitely entertained us.
Len: Look at your coconuts! Corky: you are to be commended on working with her. You’ve done a good job and been very patient.
Bruno: I’ve never seen a Mambo quite like that before and I hope I never do again!
Judges: 6-5-5 = 16 (to which Cloris ranted again!)
The next couple to step off the platorm are:
6. Toni and Alec who will dance a Quickstep. (are Alec and Edyta married???? Just wondering). Anyway, Toni gave us a little scare last night with her breathing so Alec taught her a few ways to help her to pace her air intake and it seemed to work. Toni’s a very pretty lady and is trying very hard. It was a smooth dance. Very pretty outfit.
A little bit of a struggle here and there.
Bruno: All quality like a bottle of good champagne!
Carrie Ann: You did very well. The chemistry is good.
Len: Lightness of foot. Nice routine.
Whoops! I missed their marks but I bet they were good and she’ll be back next week.
OK (just watching the Sox and got carried away!), the next couple to move forward are:
7. Warren Zapp and Kym who will dance a Quickstep. Now this is going to be mighty tough for the big guy but he did surprise us last night with those light feet of his. Let’s see how he’ll do tonight.
Oh boy…he’s done it again. Working real hard. Good Job!
Len: This is a tough dance for you. There was no technique there.
Bruno: You are a ton of fun – excellent. – Incredible
Carrie Ann: I’m amazed. You didn’t miss a step. Liked it.
Judges: 7-7-8 = 22
Alright, 7 down and 6 more to go: Who’s next?
8. Ted and Inna who will dance a Mambo. Ted didn’t thrill me last night so let’s see if he can ‘bring it’ tonight. Inna tried her best to get those hips moving. Actually, he’s not all that bad. He’s following her moves pretty well. It’s OK.
Carrie Ann: Lots of moves – bit of awkwardness. Ya gotta lighten up.
Len: With hard wark, anything is possible.
Bruno: Grabbed your Membo and squeezed every bit out of it. What you have to do is listen to the music.
Judges: 6-6-7 = 19
Come On Down…..
9. Cody and Julianne who will dance a Quickstep. Now Cody has got to put away this fixation on Julianne and concentrate on the dance steps. She’s trying to make a man out of him and it’s funny the way he keeps trying to ‘lower’ his voice! They do very well in this dance (natch cause of Julianne!) She’s got a beautiful red outfit on (uh oh Cody..pay attention!) This was a very good dance. Many tight steps.
Bruno: King and Queen of the Prom! Your parents must be so proud of you both. You have charm, energy.
Carrie Ann: This is a hard dance and you DID IT!
Len: Ditto….
Judges: 8-7-8 = 23
(Do you notice how the Judges are not going crazy with the nines and tens like they did in Season 6 with almost EVERY dance that Kristi did?)
We’re up to the tenth couple now…they must be getting really tired of standing there. They should get extra points for hanging in there this long! Next couple going thru are:
10. Rocco and Karina (with the taped up ankle…not that it slows her down!) who will be dancing a Mambo. Rocco’s trying very hard to learn these dances but he doesn’t have much rhythm. LOVE the yellow outfit on Karina. She’s doing a lot of ‘dancing around’ him like she usually does when her partner lacks ‘talent’!
Len: Gotta be better than last night and it was
Bruno: What a turnaround! Good job.
Carrie Ann: Super Sexy!
Judges: 7-7-7 = 21
Only two more to dance and one to go home….
Next to step down from the platform are:
11. Susan and Tony (sweet Tony whose wife just had TWINS!) who will be dancing the Quickstep. Now we all suffered with poor Erica Kane last night and we’re hoping to see a much improved dancer tonight and, guess what…we do. Tony did a great job teaching her this very difficult dance. Good for you Susan! (reminds me of Kelly Monaco from Season One who started out really bad and wound up winning that Disco Ball!)
Carrie Ann: There she is! Excellent.
Len: Feeling’ smug. Much better. Careful of those feet though.
Bruno: Class, elegance. You’re in your element with the ballroom dances.
Judges: 7-7-8 = 22
TWO MORE TO GO:
We now have left Jeffrey (eye patch) Ross with partner, Edyta and Kim Kardashian with Mark Ballas…one goes home…one dances.
The couple going home after just one dance are: Edyta and Jeffrey.
Not surprise there. Edyta danced with Jason Taylor last season. What a difference!
Soooo that means the last couple to dance tonight are:
12. Kim and Mark who will dance a Mambo. Now you’d think that Kim would have a ball with this dance and shake that ‘booty’ of hers all over the dance floor but it just didn’t happen. She doesn’t have much of a personality – probably because she says that, basically, she’s a very shy person. It certainly showed. She was very awkward. I felt bad for Mark (she’s no Serena Bryan…from the Cheetah Girls!)
You can tell that Mark and Derek had the same dance couches cause he has a lot of the same moves.
Bruno: It’s a sin that you don’t use what you’ve got. You have the assets!
Len: No sizzle; no hotness.
Carrie Ann: No performance experience…it shows. Hopefully you’ll keep going.
Judges: 6-6-6 = 18
So there you have Night 2 of the 3 Night premiere of DWTS.
Wednesday at 8 we will see another couple going home. (my money is on Kim…). The Jonas Brothers along with Jesse McCartney, will perform. And Adam Carolla will be around for a few laughs.
See you tomorrow. Joanie