Hi Everyone: Boy they surprised me with the third night this week but at least we are finally done with the ‘crazies’ and now can go on to Hollywood next week where half these kids fall to the ground and the crying and screaming of “I can’t do this” starts.
However, before that happens, let’s review this past week.
Night One finds us in Jacksonville, FL where Journey came from which is important to Randy since he played guitar for Journey..back in the days of Steve Perry (luved him!). Let’s see if there’s any talent here.
Josh, 22 he’s compared himself to Justin G. WHY? He’s not bad, actually entertaining. YES
Sharon, 25 the judges gave her a YES but I have questions about her.
Dana, NO
Kanesa(?), 16 – very nasal – NO
Julissa, (?) YES – she sounds like Whitney which may hurt her in the end. We want who YOU are…
Darnin, 28 – NO
Naomi, 26 – NO
9 Yes’s for Day One
Day Two
Jasmine, 16 – a big YES
George, 18 – a big NO
Ann Marie, 22 – oh YES
Michael, 22 (never sang without his guitar and is very nervous but has a decent voice – I lke him) YES
(Have you noticed that Simon’s smiling a lot lately? Just an observation)
19 Went Thru For Day Two
We are now in Salt Lake City – the home of the Osmond family AND David Archelletta – Boy the kids in this city are nice. The judges want to LIVE here!
First up is David OSMOND, 29 He is the son of Alan Osmond, the oldest of the Osmonds. Alan has been battling MS for 20 years and David has had it since 2006. He looks good right now though. – Decent voice – I’m glad they voted him a YES (not that he’d ever starve to death…he’d just go to Branson, MO with the rest of the Osmond clan!) – the only challenge David will have is to sing like a soloist.
Tara, 21 – Oh Boy – this one walked in dressed like a Dominatrix – not a pretty picture (not from SLC either) – She opened her mouth and ALL 4 JUDGES’ hands went up to stop her – NOOO
Kris, 26 (had a friend dressed as a rabbit for fun). Simon liked the rabbit better than Kris – NO
Frankie Jordan, 24 – siingle mom – she’s kinda like a ‘prettier’ Amy Winehouse – the Judges liked her – YES
Megan, 23 – Yes (but I don’t agree even though she is cute and has a ‘different’ voice). We’ll see how long she lasts.
Andres, 21 – Gospel singer – NO
Austin, 17 a big YES
Jarrett, 21 – NO but I don’t know why.
Taylor, 16 (originally from Samoa) this girl is very tall and reminds us of Jordin Sparks. YES – by the way – it looks like she and Austin are ‘BFFs’
Rose, 17 – lost her dad at 13 and her mom a few years later. Lives with her best friend’s family. She’s very cheerful. Almost hippy like. Good Voice – I like this girl. YES
Day 3 finds the Judges in San Juan and New York City – Fuggetaboutit!!!
Adeala, 19 – this girl quit her job to audition. She was awful and Simon said to get her boss on the phone and he would get her job back. She did, he did – and everyone’s happy!
Jorge, 20 – Sang 2 songs before the Judges decided to give him a YES
Jessica, 20 – NO
Melinda, 22 – YES
Jackie Tong, 27 YES – the Judges liked her a lot. She has a ‘throaty’ voice.
“Norman Gentle” 27, this guy was VERY funny and when he stopped the madness, his voice was good. The girls loved him. Randy not so much but Simon decided to bring him to Hollywood.
Then they showed a bunch of people who got YELLOW tickets – I wish I knew who they were.
Monique, 16 – brought her little brother who was very cute but it didn’t help her but did it? I thought she would have gotten a NO but they gave her a Yellow ticket.
OMG – it’s Alexis Cohen, 24 the crazy nutcase from last Season. This season she’s all cleaned up and sweet and thinks she’ll go thru – no problem. Wellll, you should have seen Simon’s face when she walked in. In fact the 3 Judges all knew her (even Kara recognized her!) – She’s just as terrible as she was then – NOOOO! On her way out, she calls Simon a ‘bad’ name and he laughs his head off (haven’t seen that in a very long time!)
Patricia, 20 – YES
9 got the yellow ticket in Puerto Rico
26 moved ahead in NYC
Next week….it’s Hollywood Baby! They’ll start Tuesday night from 8 to 9. I’m sure Wednesday will be the same and, who knows, maybe even Thursday night too. One can only dream!
Have a great weekend everyone. NO SNOWSTORMS PLEASE!
Joanie


